Todd came in to see what I was doing and sat down to watch a little Bridezillas with me. Little being 2 minutes, before he became utterly revolted by the bride (yeah, she was pretty awful) and changed the channel. But! not before witnessing the classiest of classy moments ever brought to this [horribly-distasteful-train-wreck, that is so-addicting-I-can't-look-away] show. What happened? Well.. the groom grabbed a handful -- I'm talking grapefruit sized handful -- of cake and slammed, SLAMMED! it into the brides face. Like clowns doing a pie-in-the-face routine. Full face of cake...no more nice make-up. Frosting in the hair. Disgusting.
I IMMEDIATELY threw my hand up, pointer finger in Todd's face (I mean seriously, who did I think I was?!) and said (ok, announced) "That will NOT be happening at our wedding!!" Todd's reply was "I wasn't planning on it, but thanks for the clarification!" I realized I was having (yet another) Bridezilla moment. Fortunately Todd knew that smashing cake in your beloved's face is supposedly bad luck, and we are in complete agreement that THAT will not be happening at our wedding.
So I didn't get to see the rest of the episode, but I plan to watch the rest on DVR this evening ;). And don't worry, I'll keep you all posted on any other distasteful things that come up on the show that will NOT be taking place on our special day. Like the groom that went hunting the morning of the wedding...or the bride that had her mom call the florist and pretend that the wedding had been called off so she didn't have to pay the bill!
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