I know the two dirty, scoundrel looking, chain-smoking, booze-reeking, beyond creepy guys standing outside of Einstein Bagels this morning were less than desirable...but damn if they didn't make this 30lbs extra mom feel like a model as they cat-called and said "oooooh weeee, look at that!" as my rear end walked 10 paces in front of them to my car.
The old me probably would've turned around and shot them a "you're-disgusting-take-your-eyes-off-my-hiney" look. But it took everything in me to not turn around and hug their necks while thanking them profusely for admiring my extra large butt. Instead I pretended I didn't hear them...but I did throw an extra little shake in my walk. It was the least I could do in return for the early morning ego boost!
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I love this post. You go girl!
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