More scenes from marriage...

Scene: A good friend of ours came over last night to help with a project in our house.  He casually mentioned that he was seeing a new girl.  Naturally, I had to grill him about her...

Me: "What does she look like?  Is she nice?  Where does she work?  Does she have a dog?  Where does she live?  What are her hobbies?  etc. etc. etc."

Friend: Politely answering all questions with detailed answers (because he knows I need the details, obvi).

Me:  "How many dates have you been on?  Where did you go?  Are you going out again soon?"

Friend: Mentions they have gone out about 4 or 5 times, most recently spending the day at her community pool.

Before Friend is even finished talking about recent date to said pool, hubby interjects...

Todd:  "Is she a one-piecer or a two-piecer??"

Me (smacking Todd in the arm):  "Get over it, it's never going to happen again."

Todd: "A man can still have hope!"

Apparently I've played the c-section/stretch marks card long enough...Back to the gym!