Today's phone call with my dear husband:
Me: Hi honey, did you get my email?
T: (as reading the email and mocking the sound of my voice) "can I get a $2.99 sub from harris teeter today for lunch..." yes honey, of course you can get a sandwich. Just please don't drive there.
Me: WHY?! What are you implying?!? That I need to WALK to the store and WALK back, so that I can WALK off the calories of the sub I'm about to add to my back side?!?!
T: I just meant so you could save the $2.99 in gas, which you're gonna spend on the sandwich...wow. sensitive much?
whoops! :)
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