Those cabinets look delicious

Further evidence that if I tell him not to do something, he only wants to do it more.



Also, we don't live in a filth hole, but considering I don't remember the last time I lysoled the kitchen cabinet handles, I didn't want him putting his mouth all over them -- you know, since we use our sometimes unwashed hands to open them (don't judge, you know you don't wash your hands prior to every cabinet opening in your own house).